Friday was my last day at work. How do you think I made my exit?
a) throw out my work shoes, fill my bag with pounds of post-it notes, set fire to my desk, stamp on people's feet in the elevator and steal these flowers from the receptionist on the way out?
b) do my best to hand over my projects to my replacement, throw out my work shoes, eat cake in the corridor while people said nice things about me, mumble out an awkward thank you speech, receive a card, gift and these lovely flowers and then go out for a few celebratory jars when the day was done?
If you choose option A please turn to page 123 of this Dungeons & Dragons Choose Your Own Adventure Book.
If you choose option B please turn to page 47 of this Dungeons & Dragons Choose Your Own Adventure Book.